Phase 3: The Inevitable Descent into Chaos
In this phase, we abandon all hope and descend into an abyss of despair, regret, and existential dread. The walls of our carefully constructed fortress of sanity begin to crumble, and the screams of our colleagues echo through the halls.
But wait, it gets worse. Our coffee machine, once a reliable source of warmth and comfort, has been replaced with a vending machine that dispenses lukewarm tap water. The final nail in the coffin.
The Symptoms:
- Existential dread
- Loss of purpose
- Increasing reliance on caffeine substitutes
Treatment Options:
- Call a therapist
- Join a support group
- Start a new hobby (but let's be real, who has time for that?)
Disclaimer:
Phase 3 is not responsible for any emotional trauma or permanent damage caused by this content. Proceed with caution.