Phase 2, Subphase 2.3: The Great Backup Plan

Welcome to Phase 2, Subphase 2.3: The Great Backup Plan, where we've finally figured out that the original plan wasn't so original after all.

We've been working tirelessly to create a backup plan that's just as good, if not better, than the first one. And by "tirelessly", I mean we've been playing video games and eating Cheetos in our break room.

Here's a breakdown of the key points:

• Step 1: Panic for 30 minutes to ensure we've truly exhausted all other options.
• Step 2: Call in a team of highly trained, highly caffeinated specialists to come up with something that sounds vaguely plausible.
• Step 3: Implement said plan, while simultaneously praying to the backup plan gods.

And that's it! If you're still reading this, you're probably wondering what happened to Phase 2, Subphase 2.2. Well, let's just say we're not talking about that right now.

Proceed to Phase 3, Subphase 3: The Final Solution

Or, if you're feeling nostalgic, go back to Plan B: The Pretender

And if you're feeling really adventurous, go back to Plan A: The Abysmal Failure