As the world teeters on the brink of chaos, our esteemed leader, , has devised a most unlikely plan to save the day.
With a flick of their wrist and a whisper in the ear of the universe, shall guide us all towards a brighter tomorrow.
Join us as we embark on Plan C: The Desperation Gambit, where the stakes are high and the odds are lower.
Or, if you'd rather not face the music, visit Plan A: The Catastrophic Cataclysm where the end of the world is nigh.
But wait, there's more! Check out Plan D: The Unmitigated Disaster where the only thing more likely than the apocalypse is that the coffee machine will break down.
Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed here are those of , a person who is clearly insane and should not be trusted.