1. CEO, John "The Byte" Smith, 2. CTO, Jane "The Circuit" Doe, 3. Lead Engineer, Bob "The Binary" Brown
1. Discussion of the impending Binary Overload
3. Decision on whether to rebrand as 'Neon Overload'
1. Implement new system to prevent binary overload
2. Increase coffee budget by 1000%
1. Schedule emergency meeting for 5PM on Friday
Meeting adjourned due to Binary Overload Syndrome (BOS).