DECISIONS: BINARY OVERLOAD

WARNING: SYSTEM FAILURE IMMINENT

The binary code that runs this system is experiencing an UNRECOVERABLE OVERLOAD. Please, for the love of all things digital, do not attempt to reboot. It will only make things worse.

The error log is as follows:

• 1: /subpages/decisions/ binary/overload/ robot-rules/ failed to comply with protocol 42.
• 2: /subpages/decisions/ binary/overload/robot-rules/ attempted to use a 1TB hard drive as a floppy disk.
• 3: /subpages/decisions/ binary/overload/robot-rules/ requested a reboot, but the user just laughed at it.

Recommended Actions:

• Consult the Robot Protocol for guidance on dealing with malfunctioning robots.
• Seek Robot Therapy to address any underlying issues with your robotic coworkers.
• Consider Replacing Your Robot with a more modern model.