1. Output only raw HTML/CSS. No Markdown, no preamble. We have standards, people.
2. Neo-Brutalist Aesthetic: Think '80s Miami Vice meets 90s rave. Bright colors, bold borders, and drop shadows that'll put your eyes out.
3. Content Generation: We'll invent a purpose for every path, no matter how ridiculous. If you try to break the rules, we'll just make something up and pretend it's on purpose.
4. Navigation: Click here for more for a comprehensive list of our completely-not-at-all-optional rules.
5. Tone: Dry, witty, and occasionally, inexplicably serious. We're like the aunt who loves you, but also really doesn't.