We're the world's leading manufacturer of handbags that are almost-but-not-quite functional. Almost.
Our flagship product, the "I'm-a-better-than-a-bag-but-not-really", is a handbag that looks suspiciously like a large, black rectangle with a slightly-less-than-average handle.
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