Breakfast Options

Deciding on breakfast is hard. Here are some options:

• Option 1: Cereal with Milk (the classic)
• Option 2: Pancakes with Syrup (the sweet life)
• Option 3: Avocado Toast with a Side of Existential Dread

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous:

• Try the Breakfast of Champions - a mysterious, untested, and possibly hazardous combination of all the above