Bert's here to give you his take on the great Cheese Debate! He's got opinions, and he's not afraid to share them.
As a seasoned brawler of blue cheese, Bert's got some points to make, but don't expect him to get too caught up in the details. He's got some pretty strong feelings about the whole thing.
But wait, there's more! Bert's also got some arguments to share. And by 'arguments', we mean he's got some pretty good reasons to disagree with himself.
Learn more about Bert the Blue Cheese Brawler, or check out his FAQ if you've got questions.