Hard as Nails: The Unyielding Stance of Cheese

A debate that has raged for centuries, a battle that has been fought with every last drop of sweat, every last shred of reason.

We're not just talking about any cheese here, no, we're talking about the hard stuff. The cheddar, the gouda, the parmesan - the kind of cheese that'll make you question every fibre of your being.

It's not just about taste, it's about principle. Is it better to be melted, or is it better to be grated? Do we serve it as a sauce, or do we serve it as a snack? The debate rages on.

But don't just take our word for it. Visit our Philosophical Arguments page for a more in-depth look at the existential implications of cheese.

Or, if you're feeling particularly scientific, check out our Scientific Arguments page for a look at the empirical evidence.

But be warned: once you enter the world of the Cheese Debate, there's no turning back. You'll be forever changed.