Decisions: Cheese Tower Safety Protocols

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Appendix

Cheese-Related Hazards

Avoid the following dangers when working with cheese towers:

Cheese Tower Statistics

Our tower has been in operation since 1987 and has processed 1,000,000 pounds of cheese to date.

Our cheese-to-human ratio is 10:1. We are proud of this achievement.