You're here because you're a connoisseur of the mundane. You've spent years honing the art of doing absolutely nothing, and your friends and family have given up on you.
You've got 4 levels of blandness down pat: 1) The usual routine, 2) The slightly-less-usual routine, 3) The slightly-more-usual routine, and 4) The "I just rolled out of bed and put on the first thing I found on the floor" routine.
You're not just content with being boring, though - you're a master of it. You can recite the entire script of every movie you've ever seen, but only if you've seen it at least 5 times. You've got a 10-foot-tall stack of unread books, and you're proud of it.
4b-blandness-beyond-blandness - for when you've finally achieved true transcendence of the mundane.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try: