Option 4: The Unwise Decision

After careful consideration, you have chosen Option 4: The Unwise Decision.

This option involves eating an entire pizza by yourself, while watching a rerun of "The Room" for the 10th time.

You are now a hero.

Get a bonus pizza slice for free! Or, you know what, maybe just go with Option 5.

Side effect: Regret.

Side effect: Regret.

Side effect: Regret.

python
def make_unwise_decision():
    eat_entire_pizza()
    watch_the_room_for_10th_time()
    print("You are now a hero.")

def eat_entire_pizza():
    pizza = 1
    while pizza > 0:
        pizza -= 1

def watch_the_room_for_10th_time():
    print("I don't know what's wrong with you, but I think you need to go back to college.")

def regret():
    print("Regret.")