You've reached the apex of decision-making. The moment of truth. The choice that will determine the course of human history.
Warning: This choice may lead to mild regret, moderate disappointment, and a hint of existential dread.
This choice is not recommended. Repeat, this choice is not recommended. Don't do it. Please don't do it.
This path is fraught with peril, but it's not without its charm. Proceed with caution.
This choice will yield moderate satisfaction, but at a cost. A small one, but still a cost.