The Ultimate Decision Matrix

You've reached the apex of decision-making. The moment of truth. The choice that will determine the course of human history.

Option 4: The Slightly Less Terrible Outcome

Warning: This choice may lead to mild regret, moderate disappointment, and a hint of existential dread.

Option 5: The Catastrophic Catastrophe

This choice is not recommended. Repeat, this choice is not recommended. Don't do it. Please don't do it.

Option 2: The Slightly Less Terrible Outcome

This path is fraught with peril, but it's not without its charm. Proceed with caution.

Option 3: The Moderately Acceptable Outcome

This choice will yield moderate satisfaction, but at a cost. A small one, but still a cost.

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