Our Mission Statement

As the premier Committee of Mottoes, we are dedicated to creating the most irksome, the most befuddling, and the most utterly confusing mottoes the world has ever seen. Our mottoes have been known to induce spontaneous laughter, existential crises, and occasional eye-rolling. We're proud of that.

• Read our Mandate
• Peruse our Manifesto
• Learn about our Bylaws

Our Mottoes

Some of our most notable mottoes:

• "We're here, we're not here, we're here, we're not here"
• "We're the committee, hear us roar!"
• "Mottoes are what we do!"