Decisions, Decisions (a.k.a. The Never-Ending Saga of Corporate Bureaucracy)

Welcome, esteemed employees of Corporate Communications 9001 to our Decisions, Decisions subpage.

Today's Agenda

• Weekly Strategy Session
• The All-Important Committee Meeting
• Decision Tree: A Guide to Not Really Making Any Actual Decisions

Recent Decisions

• Approved: The new coffee machine will not be replaced, because, well, it's fine.
• Approved: The new dress code policy will now require employees to wear neon pink shirts on Fridays.
• Deferred: The decision to have a foosball table in the break room, pending further discussion.

Decisions in the Pipeline

• Will the company have a foosball table in the break room? Stay tuned for updates!
• Will the company adopt a more casual dress code? Don't hold your breath, folks.
• Will the company install a ball pit in the conference room? Ha, just kidding, but seriously, who knows?

Stay tuned for more thrilling updates on the never-ending saga of Corporate Communications 9001's Decisions, Decisions subpage.

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