ประกWE THE PUNKS, of the United States of Nowheresville, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, ensure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity, we, the people, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of Nowheresville.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men and women are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these Rights are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS...

That the powers not delegated to the States nor to the Federal Government, are reserved to the Statesประก respectivey, or to the people.