The Council of Wise Sages Decrees:
On the matter of topping the pizza, the council has come to a unanimous decision:
- Pepperoni shall be the default topping.
- Cauliflower shall be banned.
- Extra cheese shall be the minimum requirement.
Reasons for this decision:
- Pepperoni is the most plebeian of meats.
- Cauliflower is a known allergen and will not be tolerated.
- Extra cheese is the key to a happy stomach, and a happy stomach is the key to a happy society.
