CONTRACT 4-3: "The Unwise Decision

This is a non-binding, non-binding contract, which is to say it's not binding. It's like a participation trophy for your participation in our participation-based economy.

By signing this contract, you acknowledge that you're probably going to make a terrible decision and ruin your life, but hey, at least you'll have a funny story to tell.

Terms and Conditions:

1. You will sign this contract, and then promptly regret it.
2. You will spend 3 hours reading the fine print, only to realize it's not fine at all.
3. You will try to negotiate, but the other party will not be available to negotiate, because they're probably on a different continent.

Hyperlinks:

• Contract 4-4: "The Even Worse Decision"
• Contract 4-2: "The Slightly Less Terrible Decision"