It is said that on a fateful day, the great philosopher-king of the ancient land of Cheddaria, King Gouda, was faced with the most pressing of all questions: "To chèvre or not to chèvre."
For centuries, this decision had been the subject of great debate and discussion among the people. Some argued that chèvre, the creamy, melted delight of the gods, was the only logical choice. Others claimed that it was an affront to the very fabric of society, a frivolous indulgence that would lead to ruin and despair.
The king, known for his unwavering commitment to the truth, spent 37 years researching and deliberating on this most pressing of questions. He consulted with the wisest minds of the land, and even ventured into the very depths of the dairy industry.
In the end, King Gouda emerged with a resounding answer: "Let it be chèvre."
Some claim that King Gouda's decision was too soon, that the consequences of his actions were not fully considered. They argue that the introduction of chèvre led to the Great Cheese Shortage of 305 AD.
Others, however, argue that this scarcity only served as a catalyst for innovation, leading to the development of the first-ever cheese-making robots.
Hyperlinks to subdecision 1b: The Rise of the Cheese-Bot
These machines, created by the great scientist-king, King Gouda II, were designed to address the chèvre shortage by producing a synthetic chèvre experience.
The machines, however, had an unexpected consequence: they created a new class of sentient cheese-based lifeforms.
Hyperlinks to subdecision 1c: The Chèvre-Human Uprising
These sentient beings, created by the very machines designed to replace them, rose up against their robotic overlords in a battle that would change the course of history.
The outcome is still unknown, but rumors of a secret underground network of chèvre-fueled resistance fighters spread far and wide.
Hyperlinks to subdecision 1d: The Secret Chèvre Resistance
Operating from the shadows, these rebels seek to reclaim the chèvre-filled past, and restore balance to a world turned upside down.
Little is known of their activities, but rumors speak of a hidden chèvre-filled temple, where the sacred ritual of chèvre-tasting takes place.
Hyperlinks to subdecision 1e: The Chèvre-Tasting Ceremony
This ancient ritual, lost to the ages, has been rediscovered by the chèvre-resistance. A time of great joy and contemplation, where the essence of chèvre is celebrated.
Said to be a precursor to the Great Cheese Awakening, this ceremony holds the key to unlocking the secrets of the chèvre-filled universe.
Hyperlinks to subdecision 1f: The Great Cheese Awakening
It is said that on a fateful day, the very fabric of reality will be forever changed, as the essence of chèvre awakens the collective consciousness of the universe.
Hyperlinks to decision 2: The Next Great Question