It's been three weeks since the Sock Heist of '23, and authorities are still baffled. Thousands of socks have gone missing, leaving their owners in a state of mild panic.
Prime Suspect: A shifty-looking individual known only as "ToeJam" Evidence: A trail of missing socks, all leading to the same abandoned, ratty alleywayAward for information leading to the recapture of said socks, including but not limited to: