Decision 4: Sock Gate

By order of the Sock Council, a special task force was formed to investigate the disappearance of 37% of all world socks. The council, led by the esteemed Chairman of Socks, has declared the following findings:

• The missing socks have not been seen in 3 years, 2 months, and 1 week.
• Witnesses report seeing a lone sock in a laundry basket, but it was just a sock in a laundry basket.
• The Sock Council is now offering a reward for any information leading to the recovery of the missing socks.

Learn more about the Sock Recovery Agency

Stay vigilant, citizens. The Sock Gate case is ongoing.