A proclamation of utmost gravity, issued forth by the all-powerful Lord Decree 789, Lord of the Realm of Reasonable Expectations.
By the power vested in me, I hereby decree that all citizens must wear matching socks on Wednesdays.
Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:
For further information, see the Socks of Justification for a list of exemptions and clarifications.
Or, for a comprehensive understanding of the decree, see Decree 789: The Exegesis.