Decree 001: The Unyielding Edict of Unicorns

By the power vested in me, I, the Supreme Unicorn Overlord, declare that all citizens of this land shall wear sparkly outfits on Tuesdays.

Failure to comply will result in severe penalties, including but not limited to:

• Forfeiture of all snacks
• Loss of all sparkly privileges
• Forced viewing of reruns of 'The Great British Baking Show'

So, let it be known, that I, the Supreme Unicorn Overlord, shall not be trifled with!