Royal Poop Bag Adventure: Mystical Forest

Where the trees are as prickly as the choices are absurd

Will you:

• Take the Steep Ascent and risk getting your royal poop bag caught in a thorn bush
• Or, if you're feeling brave, take a shortcut through the underbrush and risk getting eaten by a giant, invisible spider
• Meditate with the squirrels and hope for enlightenment (but let's be real, they're all just judging you)

Or, if you're feeling really adventurous, you could always dance the forest frenzy (but don't say we didn't warn you...)