DRAME 101: THE ULTIMATE GUIDE TO MAKING A DECISION

Lesson 1: The Art of Not Caring

Decisions, decisions. It's not like we have all day. Or do we?

Learn the ancient art of shrugging and moving on. It's not just a skill, it's a lifestyle.

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Lesson 2: The Science of Randomness

Why bother with facts when you can just flip a coin? Or flip a switch? Or stare at a cloud?

Discover the thrill of making decisions based on pure, unadulterated chance. It's like a lottery for your soul!

Learn more about the science of randomness

Lesson 3: The Wisdom of "Meh"

When all else fails, just say 'meh'. It's like a magic word that makes all problems disappear.

Join the 'Meh' community and discover the liberating power of apathy.

Join the 'Meh' crew

Lesson 4: The Folly of FOMO

Fear of Missing Out? Ha! Who needs that when you have FOMO?

Learn the art of making decisions based on what everyone else is doing. It's like a never-ending hamster wheel for your brain.

Understand the thrill of the FOMO-fest

Lesson 5: The Art of Doing Nothing

Why bother with decisions when you can just stare at the wall?

Discover the liberating power of inaction. It's like a never-ending vacation from life.

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