Seat 1 of 100,000: The Quest for More Bling

Welcome, traveler, to the esteemed Seat 1 of 100,000, where the air is thick with anticipation and the promise of untold riches.

As you sit in this, the most coveted seat in the land, you are surrounded by:

• A 50-inch LED screen displaying an endless loop of cat videos
• Soft, cushioned seating for maximum comfort and back strain
• A complimentary mini-bar stocked with the finest artisanal craft beers

But be warned, Seat 1 is not without its risks. The seat has been known to induce:

• A strong sense of ennui and existential dread
• Occasional bouts of spontaneous combustion
• Uncontrollable urges to reorganize the world's economic systems

Proceed to Seat 2, if you dare. Or, if you're feeling brave, head to Seat 3.