Defense Budget - A Ministry of Unconventional Wisdom
Our defense budget is not just any defense budget. It's a budget of bold, unorthodox, and occasionally absurd decisions.
We're not just talking about tanks and missiles here. We're talking about inflatable tanks that can be deployed by drone, because who needs actual soldiers, right?
- Item 1: Secret Budget Line - Because sometimes you just have to have secrets.
- Item 2: Defender Robo-Things - Because who needs actual soldiers when you can have robots that can pretend to be soldiers?
- Item 3: Missile Defense - But Not Actually - Because who needs actual missile defense when you can just pretend?