Welcome to the Interdimensional Hazards 202 report. This year has been marked by unprecedented levels of chaos and unpredictability. We have witnessed dimensional rifts opening up in the most unexpected places, spewing forth creatures that defy explanation.
Notable Hazards
- The Dimensional Slipstreaming Event of January 2022 saw uncontrolled dimensional portals opening in downtown Metropolis, causing widespread destruction and spontaneous combustion.
- The Chaotic Energy Manifestations of February 2022 resulted in the creation of a sentient, reality-bending toaster that terrorized the local population with an onslaught of burnt offerings.
- The Interdimensional Transport Disruption of March 2022 caused widespread travel chaos, as dimensional portals began malfunctioning and depositing travelers in unexpected locations.
And that's just the tip of the iceberg. Stay safe, travelers.
What's Next?
We're keeping a close eye on the situation, but it's looking like things will only get more complicated from here. Stay tuned for further updates.
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