So, you want to learn about ironing? Well, buckle up buttercup, because it's going to be a wild ride. First off, make sure you're wearing the right shoes.
Here are some tips to help you survive this ironing ordeal:
Make sure your ironing board is at the right height. If it's too low, you'll be hunched over like a geriatric. If it's too high, you'll be on your tiptoes, which is just plain silly.
Learn more about the importance of heightJust kidding, who are we kidding? Ironing the wrinkles is the point of the exercise! But seriously, don't do that. It's like ironing a smile onto your face. Just, no.
Read the treatise on the futility of ironing away wrinklesSteam is the key to a smooth, crease-free ironing experience. But be warned: steam can be loud, like a scream in a phone booth.
Learn more about steam and its terrifying consequencesAnd that's it for today, folks. May your ironing be gentle, and may your shirts be smooth.