Welcome to our collection of justifications, where the only thing more abundant than excuses is the number of ways we can rationalize our poor decisions.
A classic choice for those who value efficiency and convenience above all else. "I'm not lazy, I'm just conserving energy... for more important things... like watching cat videos."
Learn moreA timeless favorite for those who value social interaction and the thrill of pretending to be interested. "I'm not avoiding work, I'm just attending a meeting... of people who are also not doing anything productive."
Read onFor those who value artistry and imagination above all else. "I'm not procrastinating, I'm just taking a break to brainstorm... my next great idea... which will probably take 5 years to finish."
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