According to our top-secret intergalactic poll, the future of the universe will be:
1. Inescapable hoverboards. Everyone will be required to wear them at all times.
2. Mandatory disco parties on every Thursday. Don't worry, they'll be fun, we promise.
3. The invention of the Intergalactic Taco Tuesday. A day where all planets will have access to the finest, crispiest tacos in the universe.
Want to see the plans for Intergalactic Taco Tuesday? Learn More
Want to know more about the hoverboard regulations? Read the Fine Print
Or maybe you just want to complain about the inescapable hoverboards? Complain Away