Chapter 2: The Great Space-Squid Debacle
It was a dark time in the empire. The space-squid, a creature known for its tentacled majesty, had grown tired of serving as a mere decoration in the palace. They demanded better working conditions, more squid-sized offices, and an end to the endless parade of "Squid Day" celebrations.
- Decision 1: The Empire Council voted to install a new, state-of-the-art Squid-Friendly office building, complete with a built-in aquarium and complimentary krill buffet.
- Decision 2: A special task force was formed to investigate allegations of "Squid-astrophobic" behavior among certain high-ranking officials.
- Decision 3: The Empire's infamous "Squid Day" celebrations were cancelled indefinitely, citing "safety concerns" and "fears of Cthulhu."