Appendix of Unremarkable Abilities
The following are abilities that are not worth mentioning, but we are mentioning them anyway.
- The ability to make a decent cup of tea, but only if you follow the precise 17-step process outlined in the Tea Methodology.
- The ability to recite the entire script of The Big Lebowski from memory, but only on Tuesdays during leap years.
- The ability to communicate with houseplants, but only if you use exactly 5.3 decibels of sonic waves.
- The ability to eat an entire pizza by oneself in one sitting, but only if the pizza is 99.9% whole wheat.
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