Are you considering adding the mighty Avocado to your morning smoothie?
Reasons to Add:
- Avocados are a good source of creaminess, because who needs actual cream?
- They're also a good source of healthy fats, because you know, you're a grown-up now.
- Avocados are a great way to get your daily dose of trendy, hipster points.
Reasons Not to Add:
- It's just going to get mashed into a pulp, like your hopes and dreams.
- Who needs the added calories, anyway?
- Avocados make you think too much about the meaninglessness of life.