You've decided to make a smoothie, but you're having trouble deciding which fruits to use. Let's cut to the chase: avocados are the answer. But, you ask, what about cocoa? Don't you dare not use it? Fear not, for the answer is, you can have it. In a smoothie, that is. Just don't put it with the avocado. That's just not a thing.
Here are the facts: avocados are 99% fat, 1% regret. But, did you know, cocoa is 99% bitter, 1% disappointment. You see, it's all about balance. A little bit of bitter, a lot of creamy. You can't go wrong.
So, here's the recipe: 1 cup avocado, 1/4 cup cocoa, 1 cup milk, 1 cup honey, 1/4 cup ice. Blend, enjoy, and don't look back. Cocoa Without Avocado
Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, try Avocado With Cocoa.