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Welcome to the world's first and only tour company that caters to those who refuse to learn!
Join us on a thrilling journey through the world's largest collection of incorrect facts and half-baked theories.
Don't worry, we won't make you actually learn anything. That's what the hotel's library is for.
Price: $20 per person. Includes complimentary ignorance and regret.
Book Your Tour Now! Read Tour RulesTake a scenic hike through the dense woods of unshaken certainties and unsourced facts.
Don't get lost, we'll provide the breadcrumbs (but they might be wrong).
Price: $30 per person. Includes one free argument with a local expert.
Book Your Tour Now! Read Tour Rules