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I Can Be a Tourist Guide to Ignorance Tours

Welcome to the world's first and only tour company that caters to those who refuse to learn!

Destination 1: The Museum of Misinformation

Join us on a thrilling journey through the world's largest collection of incorrect facts and half-baked theories.

Don't worry, we won't make you actually learn anything. That's what the hotel's library is for.

Price: $20 per person. Includes complimentary ignorance and regret.

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Destination 2: The Forest of Unfounded Opinions

Take a scenic hike through the dense woods of unshaken certainties and unsourced facts.

Don't get lost, we'll provide the breadcrumbs (but they might be wrong).

Price: $30 per person. Includes one free argument with a local expert.

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