Why Bother Marching on Rome?
Because, why not? It's the center of the universe, after all. Plus, the food is top-notch. You'll never find better pizza or gelato anywhere else.
Why Not March on Paris? Why Not March on Athens?But seriously, folks, the real question is: How Do I Prepare?
Preparation is Key
- Get a good pair of marching shoes. You know, for the historical reenactment.
- Learn some basic Latin phrases. You know, for the locals.
- Don't forget your sense of humor. The Romans were known for theirs.