Our latest and greatest Monocle 3 is not just a fashion statement, but a lifestyle choice. With its sleek design and ostentatious flair, you'll be the envy of all your fellow Blerg friends.
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"Monocle 3 is the perfect accessory for any Blerg looking to make a statement." - Blerg McBlergerson
Q: Is Monocle 3 suitable for everyday wear?
A: Only if you're a Blerg who likes to make a statement.
We guarantee that Monocle 3 will make you the talk of the Blerg town. Or, at the very least, the Blerg town will talk about you.
Monocle 3 is not suitable for anyone with a sense of subtlety. Prolonged wear may cause Blerg-induced eye strain.