British Queueing 101: The Art of Doing Nothing

Learn the ancient art of doing nothing with the British. Queueing is not just about waiting in line, it's an attitude, a culture, a way of life.

Lesson 1: The Queue is My Friend

Lesson 2: The Art of Eye Contact

Lesson 3: The Science of Slowly Walking Away

Want to learn more? Advanced British Queueing 101 is just around the corner!

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try British Queueing 202: The Dark Arts for a more... intense experience.