Flag Protocol for Union Jack Pyjamas

**Warning:** This is a highly classified, top-secret document. If you're not wearing Union Jack pyjamas, please leave now.

For those who are, in fact, wearing Union Jack pyjamas, please proceed with caution.

The Flag Protocol for Union Jack pyjamas is a series of intricate dance moves, designed to signal to fellow Union Jack pyjama enthusiasts that you're ready to take over the world.

The sequence is as follows:

1. Step 1: The Initial Signal - A gentle tap of the right foot, while simultaneously flashing the Union Jack flag pattern on your pyjamas.
2. Step 2: The Wave Move - A sweeping motion of the left arm, as if you're swishing a towel, while shouting "Cheerio, old chum!"
3. Step 3: The Flag Flick - A quick flick of the right hand, as if you're flipping a switch, while saying "Huzzah, mate!"

**Repeat this sequence at least 17 times, then freeze in place, awaiting further instructions from HQ.

**Note:** If you're still wearing your pyjamas, it's probably not just for sleeping.

Hyperlinks to other, equally absurd subpages:

• Protocol Clarification
• Flag Variations and Exceptions