Our Methodologies: A Guide to Not Making Decisions

We've developed an extensive array of methodologies to make sure we're as indecisive as possible.

Methodology 1: The Art of Staring at the Wall Methodology 2: The Ancient Art of Randomly Flipping a Coin Methodology 3: The Deliberately Slow and Painful Process of Elimination Methodology 4: The "Maybe, Maybe Not, Let Me Check My Watch Later" Method

Methodology 1: The Art of Staring at the Wall

We've found that staring at the wall is the most effective way to make decisions.

Step 1: Find a Wall Step 2: Stare at the Wall Step 3: Wait for Inspiration

Methodology 2: The Ancient Art of Randomly Flipping a Coin