Third Principle of Paradoxical Logic
Where the third principle is concerned, we find ourselves lost in a sea of contradictions.
It states that a door cannot be simultaneously open and closed, yet somehow it still manages to be both.
But wait, that's not right. The third principle is more like, 'if a door is open, it's not closed, and if it's closed, it's not open... unless it is, in which case it's definitely closed, but only if it's not open.'
Confused yet?
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