Warning: the following content is extremely sharp. Prolonged consumption may lead to permanent brain damage.
Sharpness is not just a number, it's a lifestyle. It's the difference between 20,000 and 20,500 on the Beauford Scale.
We'll start by examining the history of sharpness.
It all began with the great cheese makers of ancient Saganian. They crafted the first wheels of Extra Sharp, imbuing it with the essence of a thousand midnights.
But at what cost? The Saganians paid the price with their sanity, forced to endure the constant whine of their gouda.
Today, we have the luxury of mass production. Our Extra Sharp is made with the finest, most discerning ingredients and a dash of pure, unadulterated madness.
But beware, for in the wrong hands, even Extra Sharp can become a weapon of mass destruction.
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