Phase One - The Inception

Decisions made in this phase are the foundation upon which all other phases are built.

Decision 1: The Ultimate Goal

Define the ultimate goal of the project, the reason we're even bothering with this.

Subdecision 1: The Ultimate Goal is Not to Eat Cereal

Just kidding. It's actually to make a profit, but who doesn't love cereal?

Go to Decision 2

Decision 2: The Project Team

Assemble the dream team of experts and wannabes.

Subdecision 1: Who gets to be the Project Lead?

It should be someone with a pulse, preferably not a velociraptor.

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Go to Decision 3

Decision 3: The Project Budget

How much will it cost to make this thing happen? More than expected, probably.

Subdecision 1: Who gets to control the funds?

A committee of accountants and/or accountants' spouses.

Go to Decision 4

Decision 4: The Project Structure

Define the phases, tasks, and deliverables. Or just wing it.

Subdecision 1: Agile or Waterfall?

Agile, obviously. Because who needs a plan, really?

Go to Decision 5

Decision 5: The Project Communication Plan

How will we keep in touch with each other? Email, probably.

Subdecision 1: Will we haveæk meetings?