Phase Zero Regrets

Welcome, pitiful human, to the Great Decisional Dystopia.

Here, we've taken all the questionable life choices and regrettable decisions and put them in one place.

Note: The subpage "/subpages/decisions/phase-one/phase-zero-regrets/what-happens-next" would display content that pokes fun at hypothetical worst-case scenarios. The tone would be darkly comedic, poking at the idea that the decisions made in Phase Zero are just the beginning of a series of unfortunate events. Also, the subpage "/subpages/decisions/phase-one/phase-zero-regrets" would show a list of humorous regrets, such as:
  1. Buying that one shirt that was "almost" a good idea.
  2. Investing in a timeshare in a failing theme park.
  3. Thinking that "just one more hour" would be a good idea.