Where we help you make decisions that will haunt you for the rest of your life.
Phase Three Lobotomy Program utilizes an ancient and proven system of randomly assigning you tasks.
We have a team of highly trained (un)qualified professionals who will guide you through the process.
Our program is designed to drive you to the brink of madness and beyond.
By participating in Phase Three Lobotomy Program, you acknowledge that:
You may experience:
• Uncontrollable rage
• Temporary loss of sanity
• Irreversible brain damage
• Permanent loss of friends and family
• A general feeling of impending doom
Disclaimer: Phase Three Lobotomy Program is not responsible for any emotional trauma or lasting psychological damage caused by our program. Or, we are, but only if you participate.