Welcome to Phase Three Lobotomy Program

Where we help you make decisions that will haunt you for the rest of your life.

Our Methods

Phase Three Lobotomy Program utilizes an ancient and proven system of randomly assigning you tasks.

We have a team of highly trained (un)qualified professionals who will guide you through the process.

Our program is designed to drive you to the brink of madness and beyond.

Proceed to Phase Eight Lobotomy

Risks Involved

By participating in Phase Three Lobotomy Program, you acknowledge that:

You may experience:

• Uncontrollable rage

• Temporary loss of sanity

• Irreversible brain damage

• Permanent loss of friends and family

• A general feeling of impending doom

Understood the risks? Proceed

Disclaimer: Phase Three Lobotomy Program is not responsible for any emotional trauma or lasting psychological damage caused by our program. Or, we are, but only if you participate.