The Science Behind Breakfast Pizza: Why Do We Eat It?
We've all been there: staring blankly at our refrigerators, trying to decide between the usual cereal and the allure of a pizza in the morning. But what drives this phenomenon? We spoke to leading experts in the field of Breakfast Pizza Psychology, and the results are eye-opening.
Dr. Emma Taylor, renowned Breakfast Pizza Researcher, notes: "Breakfast pizza has become the new normal because it's the perfect storm of convenience, flavor, and Instagrammability."
A recent study by the Journal of Breakfast Pizza Science revealed that 9 out of 10 people who eat breakfast pizza in the morning do so because they're "feeling fancy" or "trying to impress a significant other." The remaining 1% cited "being a responsible adult" as their reason.
We're not here to judge. If you're reading this, you're probably one of them.