In the year 3000, a rift in the fabric of space-time created a pineapple-topped pizza paradox. It was a time when the very concept of pizza was torn asunder by the audacious introduction of fruit.
The people of New New York City (est. 2050) were shocked and appalled. They rallied together, demanding the removal of the offending fruit. But, alas, the pineapple-pizza hybrid had already taken hold.
The debate raged on for centuries, with the pineapple-pizza coalition, "TOPP" (Top of Pineapple Pizza), fighting for their right to exist. Meanwhile, the anti-pineapple-pizza faction, "Pine-Free", sought to banish the aberrant topping.
As we speak, the conflict remains unresolved. But, we invite you to join the conversation: Read the Sociology of Pineapple-Pizza, or Ponder the Existential Implications.