At Quantum Leap of Faith, we're not just making leaps. We're making quantum leaps. Because, you know, we're quantum.
Our magic words are a closely guarded secret, known only to a select few. But don't worry, we'll let you in on a few.
They are: "Maybe", "Possibly", and "Definitely".
Our mysterious formulas are a jumble of numbers and symbols, but don't worry, we've got them down to a science.
Formula 1: E=mc^2 x π + ∞
Formula 2: E=mc^2 x π + -∞
We've spent countless hours collecting data and crunching numbers, and here's what we've found:
On average, it takes 4.72 hours to eat a bowl of spaghetti.
87.23% of our employees have eaten a bowl of spaghetti in the past year.
Our CEO has eaten exactly 14 bowls of spaghetti in the past 5 years.
Q: What is a quantum leap of faith?
A: It's when you jump off a cliff and hope for the best.
Q: How many quantum leaps of faith can I take in one day?
A: As many as you like, but be warned: they can get expensive.
Our team of expert seers and soothsayers have foreseen the following outcomes:
Outcome 1: Certain doom, unless you eat more spaghetti.
Outcome 2: Moderate doom, unless youæk a few more jumps.
Outcome 3: Utter and total doom, unless you take a leap of faith in a different direction.